Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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