so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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