margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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