If that was your dad, he is hot
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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