check it out our google latitudes are spooning
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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