honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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