I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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