Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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