Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
why is half of my head shaved?
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