Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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