overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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