at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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