Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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