i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
