I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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