shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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