If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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