well you can't waste a boner
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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