somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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