i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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