she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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