i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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