And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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