arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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