You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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