He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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