There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm passing your future prison.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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