She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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