maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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