too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
there is puke in my bra ... again
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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