get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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