You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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