omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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