over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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