Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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