Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
