But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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