Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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