u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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