normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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