Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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