She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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