The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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