WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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