i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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