Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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