I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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