She is in my trunk
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
So vagazzling was a success
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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