awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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