a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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