We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
