I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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