i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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