Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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