Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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