I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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