How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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