so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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