after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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